So, I’ve just downed my first mug of Citramag which the packet describes as:
Bowel evacuant for oral administration.
Now this isn’t a normal, over the counter laxative. No, this is the Daddy of all laxatives. This will flush you out so clean they could shine a camera up your arse and take pictures — which, incidentally, is what they plan to do.
Symptoms so far: Slightly odd feeling in my tummy.
The booklet I have does say that it can take anywhere between half an hour and 3 hours.
So, I guess I play the waiting game.