So, I had my last meal this morning. Guess what it was. No, go on, guess.
Yep, it was a toasted cheese sandwich.
Since then I have been in work desperately trying to fit the rest of the week’s work into the morning.
This has put me behind on my prep for the colonoscopy. At 2 I was meant to have taken my senna tablets. So, it looks like I am on a hour delay.
The senna tablets taste horrible and get stuck in the mouth, forcing you to taste every last one of them. Ten of them I have to take. Ten!
And they come with the strangest warning I have ever seen on any medication:
This medicine may colour the urine red.
- ‘The urine’? What does that mean? My urine? Any urine? The urine that I keep in a jar, just in case?
- Red? Red pee? How cool is that. I mean, if they could find out what it is that does only that and bottle it, think of all the people who would buy it.
So, this is it. The beginning of the Afternoon of Poo. Stay tuned.